Claire Dowie’s Swansong
by Claire Dowie
10 June - 5 July 2025
Four plays from across four decades, performed in repertoire.
Adult Child/Dead Child
Why Is John Lennon Wearing a Skirt?
H to He (I’m turning into a Man)
See Primark and Die (Buy Little, Buy Less, Buy Nothing At All)
For more than forty years, alternative theatre legend Claire Dowie (“the female counterpart to Quentin Crisp” Evening Standard) has led the way with her ground-breaking “stand-up theatre” performances, especially when it comes to the themes of gender roles, sexuality and mental health.
Now, she returns to the place it all began with Claire Dowie’s Swansong featuring four plays from four decades, performed in repertoire.
A unique opportunity to see her work as it should be performed – by Claire herself.
Claire Dowie says: “The Finborough is where it all started and may well be where it all ends. Catch me while you still can!”
1980s
Adult Child/Dead Child
What happens when childhood pain goes unheard? When perfection is demanded, but love is withheld? In this raw and deeply moving solo piece, a child invents an imaginary friend to be all the things they weren’t allowed to be…
But as the years pass, that imaginary friend takes on a life – and a rage – of their own.
A poetic and piercing exploration of identity, mental health, and the invisible scars left by emotional neglect. A journey through childhood, psychological distress, and ultimately, healing, told with coruscating humour and unflinching honesty.
Claire Dowie first performed Adult Child/Dead Child late night at the Finborough Theatre in July 1987. It returned for a full run at the Finborough Theatre a month later, transferred to the Kings Head Theatre twice, returned to the Finborough Theatre again, and then toured throughout the UK and beyond. It won a Time Out Theatre Award in 1988, and continues to be performed by theatre companies all over the world.
Adult Child/Dead Child performs on Tuesday 10 June at 7.30pm (Press Night), Wednesday 18 June at 7.30pm, Sunday 22 June at 3.00pm, Friday 27 June at 7.30pm, and Thursday 3 July at 7.30pm.
1990s
Why Is John Lennon Wearing a Skirt?
What happens when you’re born a girl, but every part of you wants to be a Beatle, not a beauty queen?
A young tomboy navigates the battleground of skirts, school uniforms, and society’s suffocating labels. From schoolyard games to workplace sexism, from feminist awakenings to identity crises, this searingly funny and deeply personal show charts a raw riotous journey through the tangled mess of gender expectations, and the search for self.
Claire Dowie premiered Why Is John Lennon Wearing a Skirt? at the Traverse Theatre, Edinburgh, in 1990, and subsequently at the Finborough Theatre where it received a London Fringe Award in 1991. The play was revived for the Edinburgh Festival in 2013, winning a ‘Best of the Fest’ and a unique six star review in the Edinburgh Evening News. It continues to be performed internationally, most recently by companies in Spain (in Spanish) and India (in Marathi).
Why Is John Lennon Wearing a Skirt? performs on Wednesday 11 June at 7.30pm (Press Night), Sunday 15 June at 3.00pm, Thursday 19 June at 7.30pm, Tuesday 24 June at 7.30pm, Saturday 28 June at 7.30pm, and Friday 4 July at 7.30pm.
2000s
H to He (I’m turning into a Man)
One morning, Helen wakes up and something’s…different. Her hand doesn’t feel like her own. Her voice has dropped an octave. And that’s just the start.
In this razor-sharp, surreal, and hilarious solo show, inspired by Kafka’s Metamorphosis, Claire Dowie takes us on a wild ride through gender, identity, and self-perception as a woman finds herself inexplicably—and irreversibly—turning into a man.
With biting wit, physical comedy, and moments of genuine vulnerability, H to He unpacks what it means to be a “real” man, a “proper” woman, and whether either actually makes sense…
Claire Dowie first performed H to He (I’m turning into a Man) at The Drill Hall in 2005. She has subsequently performed it internationally, winning awards at festivals in Germany, Romania and Kosovo. Published in both German and Italian, there have been multiple productions in Germany and Italy, and Teatro Franco Parenti in Milan are reviving their production in Autumn 2025.
H to He (I’m turning into a Man) performs on Thursday 12 June at 7.30pm (Press Night), Saturday 14 June at 7.30pm, Friday 20 June at 7.30pm, Wednesday 25 June at 7.30pm, Tuesday 1 July at 7.30pm, and Saturday 5 July at 7.30pm.
2010s
See Primark and Die
After a panic attack in Peckham Primark, a woman finds herself spiraling into a new affliction – shopophobia –and embarks on a surreal journey through supermarket standoffs, dumpster diving, and Jedi-fuelled revelations.
This razor-sharp, darkly hilarious theatre show – that foresaw the current burgeoning international “Buy Nothing” movement – dives headfirst into the chaos of modern capitalism, identity, and our strange addiction to stuff.
Told with wit, rage, and warmth, part stand-up, part social satire, See Primark and Die is a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through consumer collapse and the search for something real among the reduced stickers.
Claire Dowie originally performed See Primark and Die – under its original title Buy Little Buy Less Buy Nothing At All – at The Drill Hall in 2010. It has been seen across Europe with productions in both German and Italian. Stage 2 Youth Theatre will present a large cast version in Birmingham in September 2025.
See Primark and Die performs on Friday 13 June at 7.30pm (Press Night), Tuesday 17 June at 7.30pm, Saturday 21 June at 7.30pm, Thursday 26 June at 7.30pm, Sunday 29 June at 3.00pm, and Wednesday 2 July at 7.30pm.
Tuesday 10 June | 7.30pm | Adult Child/Dead Child PRESS NIGHT |
Wednesday 11 June | 7.30pm | Why Is John Lennon Wearing a Skirt? PRESS NIGHT |
Thursday 12 June | 7.30pm | H to He (I’m turning into a Man) PRESS NIGHT |
Friday 13 June | 7.30pm | See Primark and Die PRESS NIGHT |
Saturday 14 June | 7.30pm | H to He (I’m turning into a Man) |
Sunday 15 June | 3.00pm | Why Is John Lennon Wearing a Skirt? |
Tuesday 17 June | 7.30pm | See Primark and Die |
Wednesday 18 June | 7.30pm | Adult Child/Dead Child |
Thursday 19 June | 7.30pm | Why Is John Lennon Wearing a Skirt? |
Friday 20 June | 7.30pm | H to He (I’m turning into a Man) |
Saturday 21 June | 7.30pm | See Primark and Die |
Sunday 22 June | 3.00pm | Adult Child/Dead Child |
Tuesday 24 June | 7.30pm | Why Is John Lennon Wearing a Skirt? |
Wednesday 25 June | 7.30pm | H to He (I’m turning into a Man) |
Thursday 26 June | 7.30pm | See Primark and Die |
Friday 27 June | 7.30pm | Adult Child/Dead Child |
Saturday 28 June | 7.30pm | Why Is John Lennon Wearing a Skirt? |
Sunday 29 June | 3.00pm | See Primark and Die |
Tuesday 1 July | 7.30pm | H to He (I’m turning into a Man) |
Wednesday 2 July | 7.30pm | See Primark and Die LAST PERFORMANCE |
Thursday 3 July | 7.30pm | Adult Child/Dead Child LAST PERFORMANCE |
Friday 4 July | 7.30pm | Why Is John Lennon Wearing a Skirt? LAST PERFORMANCE |
Saturday 5 July | 7.30pm | H to He (I’m turning into a Man) LAST PERFORMANCE |
Buy a ticket for any performance, and when you collect your ticket, we will give you a discount code so that you can get £2 off any ticket for any of the four plays for all subsequent visits.
The press on Adult Child/Dead Child
"A powerful and moving exploration of a personality under siege. Dowie's extraordinary performance full of unforced humour and savage hurt is an unforgettable display of uncompromising talent. Strongly recommended.” Malcolm Hay, Time Out
"Highlights the vital role that tiny pub theatres like the Finborough in Earl’s Court play in nurturing experimental theatre." Kenneth Rea, The Guardian
"Her piece and her performance are equally extraordinary." City Limits
"The heartbreaking and absorbing journey of a child who has been let down at every step of the way into adulthood…Laced with little garnishes of humour, it’s a deep, honest, and angry look at mental health, complete with gorgeously devastating insights into the fragility of human mentality. Nothing is exaggerated or over-dramatic, which is what makes it speak so directly to an audience and makes it so affecting." ★★★★★ Five Stars, grumpygaycritic
"Initially written and performed in 1987,Adult Child/Dead Child was subsequently buried under a welter of awards. Her second Why Is John Lennon Wearing a Skirt? won even more. It's easy to see why." City Limits
The press on Why Is John Lennon Wearing a Skirt?
"Makes you laugh while kicking you in the teeth." The Guardian
"Claire Dowie's award-winning comedy on sexual stereotyping is one of Fringe 2013 hidden gems ... hilarious, angry, empowering, political, confused, tragic, subversive but most of all, human ... Tour de force performances are few and far between. In this one-hour piece Dowie gives just that." ★★★★★★ Six stars, Edinburgh Evening News
"Still angry, still hilarious, and still right, Why is John Lennon Wearing a Skirt? is phenomenal. This is not only a blistering rally cry for gender equality, but also a life-affirming piece of theatre."★★★★★ Five stars, Whatspeenseen
"Truly unforgettable and equally unmissable." ★★★★★ Five stars,Broadwaybaby
“Comical and mind blowing."★★★★★ Five stars, Threeweeks
The press on H to He (I'm turning into a Man)
"A heady mix of monologue stand up comedy and cabaret - think Alan Bennett`s Talking Heads crossed with Victoria Wood and you`re only partly there.... as she peels away the fake femininity her own unspecified gender takes shape – discomfiting as well as enlightening viewing." Rainbow Network
"An original piece of theatre: challenging, uncomfortable, funny, shocking even, and entertaining along the way." Time Out
"Before our eyes she morphs from defiantly mini-skirted swinger to trousered geezer with grotty hygiene, sloppy habits and lecherous urges." The Herald
The press on See Primark and Die
“Claire Dowie combines the smoothness and audience rapport of a stand-up comic, the hypnotic intensity of an inspired storyteller and the inventiveness of an insightful and sensitive author, alternately (and sometimes simultaneously) comic, moving and frightening, sprinkled with flashes of high comedy.” The Stage
“A superb spiky performer who transcends gender and even the notion of acting itself… sad sane serious and very funny.” The Guardian
"Comic riffs on mortal dread in the Primark car park, rolling news as a kind of sinister chorus, and the fruits of dumpster diving. Did I like it? Yes, I did." Brighton Source
About writer and performer Claire Dowie
Writer and Performer Claire Dowie has a reputation for work that defies categorisation. Originally trained as a dancer, Dowie started writing poetry (published by Faber and Faber, and Apples and Snakes), and quickly gained a reputation as an outspoken and hilarious stand-up comic on the cabaret circuit of the early 1980s, before morphing into writing plays and inventing a new genre: "stand up theatre." Most recently, she won the 2024 Carlo Annoni Award for a new version of Death and Dancing, developed at the National Theatre Studio. Other notable stand up theatre plays include The Year of the Monkey, All Over Lovely, Easy Access (for the Boys) and When I Fall ... If I Fall.
Her first novel Creating Chaos was published by Methuen in 2004. She is currently writing a second novel, The Dylan Deck, and an autobiographical memoir More Of A Man Than My Mum Is with daughter Rachel WD about growing up queer. www.clairedowie.co.uk
About Director Colin Watkeys
Director Colin Watkeys first booked Claire Dowie for the Finborough Cabaret in 1982. Their forty year collaboration has created more than twenty plays and one novel. He is founder director of the Face to Face Festival and has been directing solo performers for over thirty years including Ken Campbell and Jack Klaff whose play Kafka he directed at the Finborough Theatre in June 2024, and which will transfer to New York City later this year. He studied philosophy in London, Japanese Theatre, Music and Dance in Tokyo, founded the Finborough Cabaret alongside Nica Burns, and worked at the Royal Court Theatre for the Young Writers Festival. Amongst his many notable productions are Pigspurt, Jamais Vu and Theatre Stories by Ken Campbell (National Theatre and Royal Court Theatre). He is currently Associate Theatre Director at Lyrici Arts in Medway. www.solotheatrefestival.co.uk
10 June - 5 July 2025
Week 1
Buy a ticket for any performance, and when you collect your ticket, we will give you a discount code so that you can get £2 off any ticket for any of the four plays for all subsequent visits.
Tickets £15
Concession Details
ALL tickets £15.
£10 tickets for Under 30s for performances from Tuesday to Sunday of the first week when booked online only.
Group Bookings for all performances – 1 free ticket in every 10 purchased.
Buy a ticket for any performance, and when you collect your ticket, we will give you a discount code so that you can get £2 off any ticket for any of the four plays for all subsequent visits.
Weeks 2 and 3
Prices from 17 June to 29 June 2025
Tickets £18, £17 Concessions
Concession Details
Buy a ticket for any performance, and when you collect your ticket, we will give you a discount code so that you can get £2 off any ticket for any of the four plays for all subsequent visits.
Group Bookings for all performances – 1 free ticket in every 10 purchased.
Week 4
Prices until 5 July 2025
Tickets £20, £19 Concessions
Concession Details
No concessions on Friday or Saturday evenings.Buy a ticket for any performance, and when you collect your ticket, we will give you a discount code so that you can get £2 off any ticket for any of the four plays for all subsequent visits.
Group Bookings for all performances – 1 free ticket in every 10 purchased.
For details of our Returns Policy for sold out performances, please click here
PLEASE NOTE THAT LATECOMERS CANNOT BE ADMITTED AND TICKETS CANNOT BE EXCHANGED OR REFUNDED.
Tickets and Times
Tuesday | 7:30pm |
Wednesday | 7:30pm |
Thursday | 7:30pm |
Friday | 7:30pm |
Saturday | 7:30pm |
Sunday | 3:00pm |
Approximately 70 minutes with no interval.